I Wonder What He Would Have Done if the Car Was a Lexus?

by Evil HR Lady on February 20, 2007

Kidnapping faked to avoid wife’s wrath.

SAN RAFAEL, California — A man who allegedly faked his own kidnapping to keep his wife from finding out he crashed her new car could face criminal charges, police said.

Police said the 35-year-old man told them two kidnappers held him up Saturday and ordered him to drive to Santa Rosa, where he crashed the car into a wall to escape.

The man was actually heading to a casino when he crashed his wife’s 2007 Ford Focus.

Absolutely nothing to do with HR or business, but I just had to share.

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Mrs.Bart February 21, 2007 at 2:11 pm

I wonder if he was faking the kidnapping to hide the crash or hide the trip to the casino.

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Evil HR Lady February 21, 2007 at 11:37 pm

Good point.

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she said: February 23, 2007 at 2:13 am

Isn’t that something you do as a teenager to avoid getting in trouble by your parents?

Where has all the male backbone gone anyway?

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Evil HR Lady February 24, 2007 at 12:18 am

Heh–he probably gave up his backbone when he had to drive a Ford Focus.

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Anonymous March 6, 2007 at 10:56 pm

How unbelievably idiotic — they had actually bought a lousy Ford Focus???

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