Well, I’ve finally had my yearly performance appraisal. I am, of course, a wonderful employee. (Would you expect anything less from me? Afterall, I am evil and I am in HR, so of course it’s a perfect match.)
My boss did point out one, umm, less than perfect area: I’m too negative.
While you ponder on that, I will tell you that yesterday I took the Offspring to a birthday party. Twenty 3 and 4 year olds in a small house with the heat on and a Sleeping Beauty look alike who couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket actually had me thinking, while walking down the stairs, “you know, if I fell down these stairs and broke my leg, I could leave this nightmare early.”
Anyway, my boss said that I’m a little too negative. I don’t know where on earth she gets that idea.