For those of you who enjoyed reading about Pluto being fired, you’ll enjoy reading about an attempt to hire a new number 2 guy for Al Qaeda.
Here’s a snippet:
HUMAN RESOURCES: Congratulations! We’re promoting you to the Number Two spot!
ACHMED: Number two? But what about —
HUMAN RESOURCES: Uh, he’s moved on.
ACHMED: And the guy with the mustache?
HUMAN RESOURCES: Relocated.
Go read the whole thing at National Review Online.